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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Strange Crap I Found On The Web

This got me started. I was in Walmart and I saw it and laughed my ass off when I saw it. David couldn't believe it either. Who would put a product named Gorila Snot on their hair. ahahahha.










And then there is this one. Anti Monkey Butt Powder. For when you get monkey butt, whatever that is.

And then the ultimate for speeders. Anti-Ticket Donut for your favorite Policeman in your life.
I kid you not.

You can find these and other wacky stuff on
Strange New Products. Please check it out for those wacky stocking stuffers you are looking for. I am thinking of getting a few things for David. BWAAHAAhahahahhahahhahaaa!!!

7 comments:

OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirts said...

Holy Moley....those are sooooooooooooo funny. I never find good stuff like that...must be because I keep my head down and get out as fast as I can. I sure am glad you don't though cuz this is priceless. The Olde Bagg, Linda

Bluezy said...

Some how your feed is not coming in to my blog reader.
I worked at a truck stop. We sold the Anti Monkey Butt powder!

The Traveler said...

My 10 year old uses the gorilla snot to spike his hair, lol. It holds like rubber cement.

~*Gumbo Soul*~ said...

ha hahaha!!

SpiritPhoenix said...

That's hilarious. Especially the first two because:

1. When I had short hair, I had a water based pomade liquid stuff my hair stylist gave me that he called Gorilla Snot. I still to this day don't remember what it's actually called. But it was really great pomade though.

2. My husband says he gets Monkey Butt. Apparently when they have a big truck at the store, he ends up with a case of Monkey Butt. Don't ask me. I just smile and nod and change the subject. I'm thinking it's similar to Swamp Ass.

Anonymous said...

Those are outrageous! Ok, I'll admit that my husband gets the Monkey Butt too. Apparently, it is quite helpful for a long motorcycle ride. I figure whatever he needs to keep those sweet cheeks comfy is okay with me. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I just talked/cried my way out of a ticket....so maybe that candle is just what I need : )

p.s. I grabbed your button and would love if you would grab mine : )

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