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Friday, January 20, 2012

Funny Friday

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.  It's after midnight.
While enroute home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.  The man
suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the
act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and
cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks
the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.  The wife shouts, "Don't
do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.  "HE paid for the Corvette
I gave you.  "HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.  "HE paid for your season
tickets for the Cowboys.
"HE paid for our house at the lake.  "HE paid for our country club
membership, and "HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches


let 'er rip

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