Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Ha! That's a valid argument for why I need a laptop. As of now I just have to mad-dash it upstairs every time I have to go.
I don't think I've ever had the mental capacity to think anyone in society could become that. But now I do. And it is burned into my retinas for all eternity. Where do you FIND these things!?
I don't take my laptop to the bathroom with me, but I have caught the man sitting there playing Angry Birds. Very disturbing.
ewwww...e-coli on the keyboard...gross
let 'er rip