Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
You might need a shotgun first. She looks jumpy.
I would just go ahead and burn the whole house down in case it had babies.
Holy shit! A Huntsman Spider! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
All you need is a can of PAM (you know, the kind you spray your pans with) and a lighter. Or a can of AXE, if your hubby happens to use that kind of deodorant. Not that I know this by experience or anything... but the PAM might shoot a good 10 - 15 ft of flame. Start spraying, then hold up the lighter. Good luck with that there spider... @___@
let 'er rip