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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Kepler 22-b ... My New Home

Not to mention lightning hit the Vatican when the Pope announced he's quitting, groundhog says it's spring and we get more winter, WTF? Seriously who the fuck is playing Jumanji ??!

Everything is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm waiting for the super volcano at Yellowstone to erupt then I'm outta here.

I mean it. David said he was building an ark for the next flood. Now animals are showing up in my front yard in pairs. I said fuck this shit let's build a rocket ship and hightail it to another planet.

3 comments:

greekwitch said...

Haha, nice! Who the hell is playing jumanji indeed?!?!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Write if you find work!

Anonymous said...

Take me with you! Don't leave me here with these asshats!

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