Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Love the car alarm!
Ooooo, I know, I know! Pick me, pick me! Keener student kitty made me LOL!
I would be more afraid to have remembered the doughnuts! Those dogs would rip your arm off before you could open the bag.
"We won't just bark punk!!!" Awesome!!!!
My favorite is the "LSd/Dragons in the kitchen." I'm not saying I can relate...but I can relate. Oh my god, have you seen my hands!?! They're huge!
let 'er rip