Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Snort snicker! Sorry just choked on my green beer reading these. LOL!
Hahahahahaha, how I laughed at the baptism one!
Remember when it was OK for a mom to give baby brandy! ┈▕▔▔▔▔▔▔▏┈╰╮Happy┈ ▂▂▇▇┏▅┓▇▂▂╭╯┈St.┈┈ ╲▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╱╰╮Patrick's ╭▔▔▉▔▔▉▔▔╮┈╰╮Day┈ ╭̸╭┳▔╭╮▔╮╮╮┈╭╯┈☘┈┈ ╭̸╭╰━━━━▃▃▃▃▉┈┈┈☘┈ ╭̸╭̸╭̸╭̷┓┏╮╮╮╮┈┈┈┈☘┈┈
It's hard for me to do an accent, then do that accent in a drunken accent. I think I failed your test, faith-n-begora--yeah, see, I just made it offensive. My apologies to all Irish. I will respectfully boycott all things defined as "Fighting Irish" to atone for my sins.
let 'er rip