Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
And now you know why lesbian relationships can be so intense, LOL. Times two!
Hold on, a woman needs a "brother" and "father" right after "lover" and right before "a master"? Gross. And by "gross," I mean, using the word "lover," but also equating relatives with "master" and "lover"!?!
You could shorten the man's list to just sleep with him.the Ol'Buzzard
The women's list is the short version. the Ol'Buzzard
let 'er rip