Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Listen, dog, I know you may be hurt, I acknowledge your feelings, but you'd still be in a pound waiting to be euthanized if it wasn't for my desperate need to blame my farts on some voiceless entity. You are that voiceless entity. You're a hero, fart-cipher dog.
That last one made me spew coffee!
And pinning these as well! :-)
let 'er rip