Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
That last one just cracks me up!
HA! My cat does that even when we are not fighting.
The "that's how babies are made" could also be "that's what neuter means?" Or "BUT I THOUGHT ALL TONGUES FELT LIKE SANDPAPER!?!"
Cats rulethe Ol'Buzzard
let 'er rip