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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

One More Day Before Jade Helm 15

Okay, some of y'all ain't never heard of this Jade Helm 15 thingy. Well, let me splain it to ya as best I can without laughing at what I know to be just plain silliness from what conspiracy theorists are saying.

Jade Helm 15 is a military exercise that will take place July 15th [tomorrow] until September 15th of this year. It will be the largest military training exercise of all time. This is going to be mainly a Special Ops training exercise and the crazies [CTs] think they are going to be rounded up and tortured inside emptied Walmarts, which wouldn't be a bad idea because the CTs need major torturing in my book.

Anywho, this is a military exercise that will take place in only some parts of 7 states. New Mexico, Arizona, California, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, and Texas. Texas will have the most action going on in several small towns and the San Antonio area. This is the largest military exercise of all time since it's covering 7 states but the smallest also because there are only 1,200 men involved. It is going to be involving the Army Special Forces Command [Green Berets], 82nd Airborne Division [AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!] sorry, Air Force Special Operations Command, and the Navy SEALS.

Most of the action will take place on private property and the owners have been asked and have given their permission. If any part of this exercise is taking place off private property then the local law enforcement has been notified. This is just an update for these special forces to practice their core special warfare training, which would come in real handy if the U.S. was ever attacked by an evil military force, just like in Red Dawn the movie.

So, I've explained the serious side of this Jade Helm 15 deal. Now for the crazies. This mostly started a few months ago when radio talk show host, Nut Job, Alex Jones[why are idiots like these guys allowed a talk show!?!] spewed his poison to all the other CTs in the nation. Poeple are up in arms about the "military action" as some of them are calling it. They say Obama wants to be the supreme leader and he is not going to step down. He is going to take over the U.S. state by state. Yeah! I know! Stupid huh?

Our illustrious Gov. Greg Abbott, has asked the Texas National Guard [weekend warriors] to monitor the situation. Most of Texas is on edge. That's how stupid these people are. The crazies are on the loose in Texas. Yes! Yes they are. I wonder what these numbskulls will do when egg hits their faces.

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