Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
They are all awesome! I hope you are feeling better today!
The last one gave me a real good belly laugh!
HA! I wonder if there's enough recognition there from the gator to look at what it had bitten and be like, "Oh, dude, my bad, I'm so sorry." The rub the nipples one caught me off guard and made me snort. And I have lived that eat-before-someone-prays so many times. Oh the discomfort.
You have got to give it to that crock - he really has a high opinion of himself.the Ol'Buzzard
let 'er rip