Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
I feel like that last dog every day when I get home from work, LOL!
In the second picture the shag carpet is so filthy it is distracting me from all captions and attempts at humor. You can rent carpet cleaners for relatively cheap from the supermarket, people! Make the investment.
Um, sweetie, that's not a shag carpet. It's a drive way. There's a car in the picture. BWAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Love the last one.the Ol'Buzzard
let 'er rip