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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Bored To Death


Incidentally, I'm the one in front. He's always following.

For the past week, I have been employing different ways to ignore my husband. Now I'm so bored that I'm amazed I'm not in jail yet. I have watered the gardens, picked up the dog toys, took the puppies to the dog park that was fun, and walked throughout the house looking for something to do. I'm fucking bored.

I was in Pinterest looking for something new but then I found this. If I set my real initials to it -I will die "Bored of Life." YES!!  BORED OF LIFE!!! Now, if I were to go with my Blogging name and my maiden name, it would be "Devoured by Meth Addicts." I'm doomed, DOOMED I tell ya! Oh, what a world! On the other hand, David will be "Run over by Life." Now that's a thought.




18 comments:

Vickie said...

Consumed by a Cloud ... hmm, that's an interesting way to go

Leanna said...

A cloud of what? BWAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!

Birdie said...

I already know how I am going to go. I am going to fall down the stairs and break a hip.

But according to this I am going to be stabbed by pro lifers.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha, using my blog name, I'm going to be "run over by everything, convicts, everything!"

Heli said...

Here we go! Myself: "Assassinated by the Internet"! Husband will be "Strangled by the Internet"! Nooooo...

Leanna said...

EWWWWWWW! That's terrible.

Leanna said...

DAYUM! You're hard to kill aren't you.

Leanna said...

At least the Internet did it and not like poor Vickie being Consumed by a Cloud of something.

Cperz said...

I would much rather be devoured by Meth addicts than penetrated by my family. ICK

Vicky said...

Consumed by every member of Limp Bizkit...OMG my idea of hell. LOL

greekwitch said...

Oh my fate is worse. I'm gonna be lynched by Bieber!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

suffocated by ranch dressing. i knew it, i just knew it.

Leanna said...

INCEST! I love it! BWWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

Leanna said...

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Now that's just sick!

Leanna said...

OMG!! The condiment of Rednecks! OMG! David's favorite.

Leanna said...

Hey, it could be worse. He could sing and all the dogs in the neighborhood would start barking.

Ol'Buzzard said...

What, no eaten by zombies, turned into a werewolf and shot by a silver bullet, sucked dry by vampire vixens, stabbed by a jealous Mormon polygamist...
the Ol'Buzzard

Leanna said...

I know! I think it would have been better if I had rewritten some of them.

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