Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
If I fell Norbert would feast on my body.
"Who's gonna feed me now?" Yup, that's EXACTLY how a cat thinks!
The "Olympawics"? Surely there's a better pun to be had. Olynxpics? Olympumaics? Olympussians? Y'know what, some words don't lend themselves to puns. This I've learned today.
AAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! Y'all should just come clean and say, "Cats are assholes." Just sayin...
let 'er rip