Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Ha ha, witness protection program!
Hey, one of these stole my family's motto. Except my family crest has it in Latin, "Pedere te , forte."
Okay, I blame Google Translate on this one. I typed in "I fart, it happens" into Google Translate and had it translate it into Latina and that's what I got.
Dog in purse! hahhahahha!
FOOD!! Almost as exciting as "Squirrel"!!
let 'er rip