Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Haha they were all so funny! And I laughed so hard with your comment! The itchy crotch killed me!
hehe...so cute! how are you feeling?
I do not like looking between couch cushions. Gag. How is you pain levels?
That last one, that cat would be just as terrified and shocked if, instead of my journal, it read my search history.
LOL! These are all brilliant!
let 'er rip