Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Hahahahahaha, that explains a lot, really.
Priceless! I knew that and now I have proof.
I've been reading a book called God is Disappointed in You, a literal retelling of bible stories, and it made me think of you. As someone who has never read the Bible all the way through before, there's some insane stuff in that book. There are giants! It's weird.
Your blog is just toooo funny, love it :D
let 'er rip