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Friday, July 14, 2017

Friday Funny

During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." 

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.


She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, 

"Will I be acquitted?"

5 comments:

wenda j said...

I thought our session was private.😊

jaz@octoberfarm said...

ha!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

The only thing funnier than that joke is wenda j's comment!

Toni said...

Been there!

Magic Love Crow said...

Brilliant!!! LOL!

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