Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
For years I have been saying that I’m a spiritual being having a fucked up human experience on this planet. I want to correct that now. I’M A SPIRIT HAVING A FUCKED UP HUMAN EXPERIENCE ON THIS PLANET.Spiritual may indicate that I support one or any of the fucked up religions on this stupid fucking rock. How has that been working out for us over the last few fucking thousand years?
Brilliant. I may start my own religion now I have the skills :D
SO formulaic! And yet, effective.
You always make me laugh! Thank you! LOL!
let 'er rip