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Friday, December 22, 2017

Christmas Ornamets

I was surfing in Amazon.com looking at ornaments and I happened to see this:

Yeah, Don the Con is selling ornaments. It's going for $94.29. I shit you not!!
But being the careful shopper that I am, I had to read the reviews. One was so completely helpful. I believe to will keep future shoppers from selecting this ornament. This is really on Amazon.com. You should read some of the reviews on products on Amazon. They're quite funny.

on November 26, 2016
A Disaster! Ever since we found this weird guy in a gutter while visiting New York, 
it has completely dominated our house and now the internet.

I'm convinced this novelty has evil magical skills or something. As a joke, we put 
this stupid thing at the bottom of the tree for laughs, but then it started appearing 
over on the very far right. That same night some lunatic wrote with a permanent 
marker on top of our baby Jesus ornament. and wrote "Lyin' Joo Jesus" on it. OMG!
And the same person wrote on our Mother Mary ornament, "Knocked-up Mary." WTH!

Then, a few nights later, almost a third of our ornaments, I guess, flocked to and 
surrounded the cap.

Meanwhile, on the left side of the tree about a third of the ornaments surrounded the 
Donkey ornament that Mary was riding (which we've had since 1992), and everyone 
in the family thought that the tree was leaning left, although just barely, but enough to 
make everything alright and secure.

But the next week, to our complete dismay, despite more ornaments on the left, the 
tree fell over to the right somehow, I guess because that side had 3 more slightly larger 
ornaments than the left. But strangely, the Hat was at the top of the fallen tree all over 
our beautiful angel. We were so shocked. We still don't believe it. And our little blue 
donkey was on the ground and found crushed. Craziest part is, there was a wall of 
presents stacked up between the Hat and the nativity seen in the room. And now the 
tree is inching closer and closer to the fireplace as if it wishes to burn itself and the 
whole house down.

Anyway, this story somehow first went viral on Twitter and now the whole world is 
talking about it. Please God, help us all !!
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5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

The ornament is disgusting but the review is HIGH-larious!

angela said...

This is hilarious lol I wish I could share this to Facebook lol

anne marie in philly said...

what a piece of horribly expensive shit! made in china, no doubt!

yellowdoggranny said...

that fucking hat...sigh*

Magic Love Crow said...

Hate the ornament, love the review! LOL!

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