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About Me

I'm a crazy Texas housewife who pretty much does nothing but twiddle my thumbs. That's right, I have no life. I used to work as a lab tech in a hospital but now that's pretty much a gone thing.

I am a fud givr pursun to 2 Boston Terrorists and one skittish chihuahua. Married to my hubby/plaything/sexy beast for 11 years now. Met him online in the Pogo game room Ali Babba Slots room Area 51, which is no longer there. I love that man to death. He is everything I ever wanted in a husband. Kind, caring, open minded, very loving ... I could go on, but I won't. Oh and he doesn't mind that I'm a practicing witch.

Yes I am a solitary witch. I have practiced for almost 47 years now. No, I won't be posting my religion on my blog. It's not that I don't want people to know my secrets. It's more like they should all know this stuff and besides there are other witches out there that are passing it all on their blogs so why should I repeat it. It gets pretty boring when you do that.

I love my dogs very much. They are very well behaved and listen when called... But do they come? Nope. I have to call them over and over again to get them inside the house. Especially when the  squirrels are out.
I like to read, and the puppies love to snuggle with me. Otherwise, they sleep near me when they can. Spunky, the only male and the oldest, of the three, loves to snuggle next to me while I read. When not doing that, he is trying to prove that he is the Alpha dog around here. He's like Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect from the girls. Spunky is also David's walking buddy. Poor Spunk is going blind, but he seems to have memorized the walking path pretty well. They usually do about 4 miles every morning, except when it's too cold, or it's raining.

Lucy is my little love bug. She is one of those dogs that loves to be loved. She fights Spunky over who is going to sit closest to mommy on the sofa when mommy is trying to read. She is also the most expressive of the bunch and the smartest.

Pebbles is the chihuahua that we saved from a puppy farm. She is very shy and sensitive to every living thing under the sun. I really think she has ADD. She loves to stare off into space at nothing in particular. I often wonder what those people did to her to make her so strange. David says she sees's dead people. If she did the other dogs would get spooked too. She is just a very skittish little baby.

I love to surf the web. I am constantly looking for cool stuff to show my minions on my blog. David says I'll be buried with a laptop so I can continue surfing in the afterlife. Sounds good to me. Hope he doesn't mind an occasional email from a ghost.

I'm in my 50's, but my mind says I'm 14 years old. I usually listen to what that 14 yo says because it's me crazy self. Yes I was once crazy and have the papers to prove it. I suffer from bouts of depression and migraines. I'm dyslexic and I love to make fun of it. Because of it, it takes a bit of time to type things out on my blog. I love to cook and bake, read, play on my laptop and surf the web. Pinterest is really my Crack. I love gardening, Shakespeare plays, philosophy, art, drawing, painting, and blogging. Oh, and laughing because it's great for the soul and keeps me going.

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