A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the beltway outside Washington, D.C. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon." |
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The countdown ends on the 1st of September. For me, the month of September is Halloween Eve. So, I have oriented the countdown as such.🎃
Friday, December 16, 2011
Friday Funny
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3 comments:
We are the 99%!
lmao!! love it!
HeeHee!! Something needs to be done, that's for sure! **evil grin**
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