Well, that's not strictly true. God sort of had a date with Mary, though he didn't even take her out for lunch before going for the knock-up. Can't help noticing she never dated him again.
Since he's a narcissist, I'm guessing she said "fuck off" in no uncertain terms. Yeah, he screwed her and didn't even kiss her. What a chump. But the sheeple steeple people will never understand.
🤣 Of course, there are dates...from the date palm! 🌴 Kinda suspicious that God lays a pain in childbirth curse on Eve, but when Mary is birthing His kid, poof comes a handy date palm and He says "eat these for relief of that pain." Well, that seems unfair! 🤨 Of course, the answer to biblical dates is that time was simply measured differently back then. "On the ninth day of the seventh month of the reign of whoever..." But, it's also way easier to tell the fairy tales (oops! I mean history) of events when you are not real clear on the evidentiary details. Just sayin'! 🤭
I have noticed the missing dates Not that I’m a bible reader, but I have gone through some if it occasionally Mainly at school during religious instruction. Funny it was always just the Christian religion. Back in those days we didn’t question it.
Well, that's not strictly true. God sort of had a date with Mary, though he didn't even take her out for lunch before going for the knock-up. Can't help noticing she never dated him again.
ReplyDeleteSince he's a narcissist, I'm guessing she said "fuck off" in no uncertain terms. Yeah, he screwed her and didn't even kiss her. What a chump. But the sheeple steeple people will never understand.
DeleteRedacted like the Epstein list?
ReplyDeleteWhat ,never thought about that before.hmmm
ReplyDelete🤣 Of course, there are dates...from the date palm! 🌴 Kinda suspicious that God lays a pain in childbirth curse on Eve, but when Mary is birthing His kid, poof comes a handy date palm and He says "eat these for relief of that pain." Well, that seems unfair! 🤨
ReplyDeleteOf course, the answer to biblical dates is that time was simply measured differently back then. "On the ninth day of the seventh month of the reign of whoever..." But, it's also way easier to tell the fairy tales (oops! I mean history) of events when you are not real clear on the evidentiary details. Just sayin'! 🤭
I have noticed the missing dates
ReplyDeleteNot that I’m a bible reader, but I have gone through some if it occasionally
Mainly at school during religious instruction. Funny it was always just the Christian religion. Back in those days we didn’t question it.