🤣 We could write a book about all the possibilities this one silly meme brings to mind! 1. Mary was not having carnal relations with her betrothed husband so of course he would know the kid is not his. So, some texts say he was planning divorce. God's kid or not, this would have made Jesus legally a bastard. 2. Mary probably was not a scholar of the ancient texts so we can wonder how she came up with the virgin birth story that had been used many times before in religion. 3. Mary had to get Joseph to buy not only the story of this pregnancy in his virgin wife, but that she was the immaculate conceiver that God had been stalking and keeping from sin her whole life! Can you imagine living with a woman who was always holding her sinlessness out as a reason for everything she was nagging at Joseph to get done?! 😝 I mean, Mary gets the guy to walk miles just so she, the pregnant virgin, can ride his ass!! 🫏🤣 So to speak! I do love a good Christianity pun! 😇🙏🤣
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HA! Good one!
Hahahahahaha! Good thing Joseph was a gullible sap!
🤣 We could write a book about all the possibilities this one silly meme brings to mind!
1. Mary was not having carnal relations with her betrothed husband so of course he would know the kid is not his. So, some texts say he was planning divorce. God's kid or not, this would have made Jesus legally a bastard.
2. Mary probably was not a scholar of the ancient texts so we can wonder how she came up with the virgin birth story that had been used many times before in religion.
3. Mary had to get Joseph to buy not only the story of this pregnancy in his virgin wife, but that she was the immaculate conceiver that God had been stalking and keeping from sin her whole life! Can you imagine living with a woman who was always holding her sinlessness out as a reason for everything she was nagging at Joseph to get done?! 😝 I mean, Mary gets the guy to walk miles just so she, the pregnant virgin, can ride his ass!! 🫏🤣 So to speak!
I do love a good Christianity pun! 😇🙏🤣
Funny you should say that. Next Sunday's post is about poor Joseph.
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