Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
AKA, Cinco De Mayo
Wonderful!
God, I wish I could drink tequila. LOVE the taste, does really bad things to my insides, even blended into massive fruity things.
Well then, stay away from anything that blends your insides into massive fruity things. It sounds painful.
Cinco de Mayo AND Taco Tuesday? It's like a planetary convergence! Enjoy!
More like a planetary alignment that only happens once every 12,492 days or something like that. I'm sure. I came up with that after a margarita binge, or something like that.
Ha! These are great.
Anyone that voted for Humpty Dumpty shouldn’t be allowed to have any Mexican food or alcohol I think that’s only fair
Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteGod, I wish I could drink tequila. LOVE the taste, does really bad things to my insides, even blended into massive fruity things.
ReplyDeleteWell then, stay away from anything that blends your insides into massive fruity things. It sounds painful.
DeleteCinco de Mayo AND Taco Tuesday? It's like a planetary convergence! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteMore like a planetary alignment that only happens once every 12,492 days or something like that. I'm sure. I came up with that after a margarita binge, or something like that.
DeleteHa! These are great.
ReplyDeleteAnyone that voted for Humpty Dumpty shouldn’t be allowed to have any Mexican food or alcohol
ReplyDeleteI think that’s only fair