🤔🤭 I actually have never worried about that and I won't now. A stripper has a legitimate reason for storing buttcrack dollars. 😱🤢 However, I am now thinking about whether my money has ever been in the buttcrack of some sweaty, filthy Rando! Thanks a bunch! 🤮🤣
Ha! No, I haven't but I used to put all my paper money on a site called, Where's George. You had to write the where's george website url on the bills so others would check it out too and you could track where some of your bills ended up.
Well, I certainly have wrapped a bills of varying denominations around some very impressive things in my day (I'm GAY, Honey, the butt crack was not the primary focus of my attention!). Though I also must add that it's also where the term "Tap & Pay" came from.
Historical note: Met my (now) husband while shoving dollars down G-strings. We liked the same dancers and would often make hitting the clubs our "date night" out when we first met. It's our favorite "So tell me how you two met?" response when some pearl-clutcher coyly asks while trying to sound sincere.
🤔🤭 I actually have never worried about that and I won't now. A stripper has a legitimate reason for storing buttcrack dollars.
ReplyDelete😱🤢 However, I am now thinking about whether my money has ever been in the buttcrack of some sweaty, filthy Rando! Thanks a bunch! 🤮🤣
Oh no! Now I have to become a money launderer and wash all my notes (bills) and coins too.
ReplyDeleteHa! No, I haven't but I used to put all my paper money on a site called, Where's George. You had to write the where's george website url on the bills so others would check it out too and you could track where some of your bills ended up.
ReplyDeleteI never expected such an ass-tonishing butt bottom-of-the-barrel question to rear its ugly head here. I demand to know who's behind it.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly have wrapped a bills of varying denominations around some very impressive things in my day (I'm GAY, Honey, the butt crack was not the primary focus of my attention!). Though I also must add that it's also where the term "Tap & Pay" came from.
ReplyDeleteHistorical note: Met my (now) husband while shoving dollars down G-strings. We liked the same dancers and would often make hitting the clubs our "date night" out when we first met. It's our favorite "So tell me how you two met?" response when some pearl-clutcher coyly asks while trying to sound sincere.