Bumper Cars Canadian Style

Outside an office window in Montreal on December 5th. 

Jingle Bells

I showed this a couple of years ago on my blog and it was so cute I had to show it again. 

Published on Nov 30, 2014

Weihnachten ist angestimmt! Ein EDEKA Markt, 13 versteckte Kameras, 9 Kassierer, ein großes Instrument – der Klassiker Jingle Bells live performed vom typischen Kassenpiepsen.
http://www.edeka.de/ks_yt

Translation:
Christmas is Approved! An EDEKA market, 13 hidden cameras, 9 cashiers, a big instrument - the classic Jingle Bells live performed by typical cashmakers.

Obama And Biden Making The Transition

Religion in a Nutshell

Canada Eh?

A few Canadians may not like his ideas or policies, but OMG!!! He's Soooooo HAWT!!

Wet Cat Wednesday

Calories Schmalories

Check this, there is a site I found called Greatist that is really a pretty cool site if you are into eating better for your health and to lose weight. Well, they had an article that tickled me. It's about what happens if you don't get enough sleep. You will find a picture of me if you look up sleep deprivation. So true! Really!

Anywho they talked about how scientists have nailed down how many calories we consume if we lack sleep. They say that it's about 385. Wow! I did not know that. Are they fucking serious?? Come on! 

They obviously aren't counting the Taco Bell XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito or a whole chocolate cake. What about a whole extra-large bag of Hershey's Kisses? They have no idea what we, the deprived sleepers of the world are capable of downing in our spare time. Don't forget 3 boxes of Thin Mints and Samoas. Samoas are really good. What, don't judge me! You don't know me.

21st Century

HEY! David and I have moved. YES! Yes, we have. Up to the 21st century. He started the move a couple of weeks ago without my knowledge by getting an LG smart phone. He traded his Nokia flip phone in for a smarty. I had to sign for it when it came in the mail on Wednesday and took him almost a week to figure it out. He finally got the wifi linked up on Sunday. By the following Thursday which was Thanksgiving, he sent his first text message to his daughter who couldn't understand why he was able to text so fast. When she came to visit later she saw the phone. She was very pleased and impressed.

He then went to Wallyworld to get me one too. He said it would be better than my Nokia. I didn't want the smart phone and I didn't care if it only cost $25. I like my flip phone just the way it is. Yes, I was being dragged into the 21st century by my husband/sexy beast. He got it all set up except for the email which is my Google account. So I put in my password and he was amazed at all the shit that got transferred to my smart phone. Let's just say I know a big butt load of people. Anywho, I now have a smarty too. *sigh, I want my Nokia back, sigh*

Okay, that's not all. The washer died on Thursday. It was leaking all over the place in the washroom/pantry. I figured it was like 20 years old and ready to kick the bucket soon enough. So, David figured on going to Sears for a new washer. He left early on Saturday and brought home a new Kenmore HE washer. 

That fucker, not my husband, had more bells and unnecessary whistles on it to kill a horse. I had to read the damned destructions to figure that you don't leave the lid opened or it will cancel the wash. Cancel the wash? Where's the reboot buttons on this thang. You know Control/Alt/Delete. No, there is a start/pause/ cancel button at the bottom right of the controls. It has a sensor to tell how high to fill the washer so it saves water. It took me all of 8 minutes to figure out how to override the sensor. David wants to buy a new refrigerator too. That LG with the touch panel that shows you what's inside without opening the door. Yeah, that one. I caught him looking really hard at a Dyson commercial this morning too. Yeah, ahahaaahaaahahaahahaaa NO! 

Anywho we are officially in the future, or is that the now. Fuck it, I want my Nokia flip phone back. *sigh*