ABC"s About Me

I was reading Linda's blog Olde Baggs 'n Stuft Shirts today, and I thought I was weird. She did the "ABC's of Me" which lets everyone know a bit more about you. Something like what a friend would send to you in an email. I liked it so I thought I'd do it too. So here goes.

A - Age:  $56.99 plus tax, title, and license

B - Bed size: Cal-King, used to be David's waterbed but I hate them so we bought a mattress to fit the frame.

C - Chore you hate: Washing my car

D - Dog's name(s): Spunky (Spunkinator, Spunkasaurus, Spunkaloid, Spunkers, Little Dude, Redneck name is Bubba),
Lucy Belle( Loony Lucy, Baby Girl, Redneck name is Skeeter), and
Pebbles (Pebble Butt, Little Girl, Little Diva, Redneck name is Gator Bait)

E - Essential start your day item(s): Tea and peanut butter crackers and a kiss from David

F - Favorite color: Dark shades of blue and green

G- Gold or Silver:  Both, I love blingy

H - Height: 5' 3

I - Instruments you play: none

J - Job: fudgiver person extraordinaire  to my puppies and hubby/plaything. I was a full time lab tech in a hospital. But alas, it is no more.*sigh*

K - Kids: stepdaughter who is married and living in Austin

L - Living Arrangements: Married with puppies living in 2 bedroom home

M - Music you love: Everything except rap

N - Nicknames: Kitten >^.,.^<

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: arthroscopic right shoulder, Pseudo heart attack that was really a panic attack

P - Pet Peeve: People who think they are better than anyone else. They usually have no real friends.

Q - Quote from a movie: Will Smith from Independence Day "I gotta get me one o' these!"

R - Right or left handed : Right handed, but I can chew gum and walk at the same time.

S - Siblings: 4 sisters, 4 brothers

T - Time you wake up:  No set time.  Pain in my arms and legs and back keep me up so I sleep when exhausted from not sleeping

U – Underwear: Fuck Yes! I'm to scared to go commando

V - Vegetable you dislike: Brussels sprouts. eeech!  :P

W - Workout Style: when I can I walk, it is the treadmill or elliptical machine

X - X-rays you've had:  Head, shoulders, knees, back, chest, and hip area
        
Y - Yummy food you make: Anything that is Asian, or Italian

Z - Zoo, the best place to visit: Aquariums if they have them. Otherwise I am usually with the seals.

Okay my minions and lurkers, You know a bit more about me. I double dog dare you to try this on your blog. Triple Dog Dare even. Go ahead and try it. It's fun and like Linda said "Inquiring minds want to know"

ATTENTION PLEASE!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!!

Alright ... I've decided, without much deliberation believe it or not. I thought about what can I have as a giveaway prize for hitting 100 minions. What would I like to get as a prize if I was one of you.

I thought about 20 seconds long and hard and I definitely got a banging migraine from it decided to giveaway an Amazon.com E-gift card worth $100.

Does that sound like fun to you my minions?  Yes?
Guess what chicken butt??  I'm feeling very generous. How about a second place E-gift card prize of $50. Yeppers, I think I would like to give that away too.

SO ... Starting today. If you want to be part of this great giveaway. I will be taking entries.
BUT, there are a few things that I have to make clear:

 * You must be one of my minions (followers).

 * Only one ( 1 ) entry per minion.  I will give a second (only one extra) entry to anyone if you blog about this and come back to tell me in comments on this post so I can give you the second entry credit.

* Enter your entry only on this post via a comment.

* When you comment on this post please give your blog name if you have one.

I will be taking entries up until November 19th, that is next week Friday.  I will draw the 1st and 2nd prize winners Sunday night the 21st  and post them on my blog on Monday, November the 22, 2010.
I will be asking for your email addy so I can have Amazon.com send you the E-gift card. 
 Then the winners will be getting their cards via email to use as they like on Amazon.com.

Oh Boy!!!

WOOHOO! Yes! I hit 100 minions. I can't believe that I finally hit that many minions. WOW!!! That's amazing. First off, I never thought I would be blogging this long. I was just going to do this for a diary type thing. Then I thought, ok I need to lighten up and have fun with this shit.

I'd like to thank the Acadamy, all my minions, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah.  I need to have a giveaway this week for this auspicious occasion.  I need to think on what kind of sparkly to give. Hmmmm. I'll talk about this later. Right now I have an award to giveaway.

Let's get on with the show.

I was informed last week of an award that I was given. YES!! Another award. YEA!!!

Linda who writes Olde Baggs 'n Stuft Shirts gifted my delighted 'ol ass (screw the bad language) with a wonderful award. YES!!! My minions!!! Another AWARD!!! I am deeply touched in the head by your jesture (notice how I spelled that) of love.

The rules are pretty okay by me cause I have no problemo jumping through hoops for awards and stuff. I do have my limits though. I will not run neked through downtown. Noppers,  not gonna happen ... ever. That's all I need is to be arrested for scaring old men and little children. So this is what I have to do and so will you when you get it. Boy, are you gonna get it. BWAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAhahahahhahahahhahahaaa!!!

1. You have to link the award back to the person who gave it to you. that's done, see above.

2. Link to the blog of the person who created the award - Hazra of Advanced Booking http://linktoink.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-awardand-new-design.html/ I was number 404 recipient of this award.

 
3. At Advanced Booking enter your name into Mr. Linky so there is a complete list of all the recipients. 


4. Pass the award on to 7 more people whom you feel are prolific bloggers.


Mom's a Witch
My Kids Might Be Martians
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock at a Time
Stop Calling Me That
The Bloggess
Who Put Me In Charge of These People
Pajamas and Coffee

I Just Couldn't Pass This One Up... Really

I got a comment on my post from yesterday called Obsession. It made me laugh because he said he had a picture of the very first squirrel that he ever shot.

Now you, my minions, know me quite well. I'm a sick, sick woman and I just can't let comments like that go without, you know, doing one better.

Yes, I'm in desperate need of psychiatric help.

BWAAAHAhahahahahhahaaahahhaaa!!!

Obsession

Yes I'm obsessed with squirrels. But that's only because of my dogs.

Something Cool To Try

Judith over at Merlin's Magickal Mistress seem to think alike. You know the saying deviant minds and all that shit(language police can shove it). Well she and I are the type that love to send out Christmas cards every year.

Yes, that's even if you can't send one back because of the money crunch, I wouldn't be mad because I have been in those shoes numerous times before. SO ... if you would like to get an honest to goodness Christmas card the ye olde fashioned way via snail mail, please send me your home address and I will be happy to send it.  BUT!!!  You must be a follower.

Send me your address by this email:
kitten926@satx.rr.com

A New Award For Little Ol' Me

Dang!!! Another award. Wow!! I didn't know I was so popular. I got this clucking watch the language award from Amberlyn over at Mom's a Witch. Thanks sweetie! I love awards. Probably gonna get one for dying too. BWAAAHAHAHhahahaaaahahhahahahaaa. I'll probably burn for that remark.

Anywho, I have to pass it along to 10 bloggers that I think are Clucking watch the language Good Bloggers. So here goes it y'all.


Merlin's Magickal Mistre
Banterings of a Basketcase
Sips From The Fire Hydrant
Octoberfarm
Bringing Up Salamanders
Butterflies and Breezes
Groggy Froggy
Kacklin With Kalynn
The Haven
Dancing With a Spatula Wand

You ladies ROCK!!!

More on The Squirrels

Ahhhhh my minions. You have all been telling me what squirrels are doing to your lives. Well, I think we all have seen their silly goings on. Leaving stashes of strange things in place of our usual plants or in my case this weekend I found multiple stashes.

Yes!!! Multiple stashes of pecans in empty flower pots that I had lying on their sides so the rain water would not collect in them. There were little dried leaf nests inside and at least half a dozen pecans hiding in the nests.

If I hadn't decided to clean the courtyard of all our neighbors leaves, which was nearly half a foot deep in places, I tried to get David to go out and clean it by making subtle hints at all the leaves. But tha'ts like watching paint dry.

So I went out before the sun broke through the clouds and started cleaning the place up. I had moved the humongous planting cart David made for me this past spring over by the back fence, sucker liked to weigh 5 tons. Moving it was pure torturer, but I got it done.

Then I went back to sweep leaves into a pile but there were piles of neatly hidden pecans nestled in leafy nests. As I moved other things I found all their nests all over the place. So now I have made the back courtyard accessible to the puppies too. Everyplace a squirrel nest could pop up, the puppies can also get to. That should keep the little buggers out of there.

I also told the woman next door that there may be squirrels getting into her attic crawl space. I noticed that they come and go from her front eaves over her front porch. I don't know if she will do anything about it cause she sneered at me when I told her. So be it. I was just trying to help.

Well after all my hard work with the courtyard, David came from picking up leaves from the front yard, noticed I was doing all this and said  " Don't overdo it woman!"

Say What!?? Don't over do! Heck, ( I think you all noticed that I have cleaned up my language), if I don't do it, I'll be watching leaves pile up to the windows. ahahahhaaa "Don't over do it!!!" I was ready to smack him for that remark.

Anywho, I feel a bit sore but none to wear. I sort of feel great to tell you the truth. The courtyard is pretty and clean again. The squirrels are really upset this morning. Yes my minions I can hear them cussing me out as I write this post. The puppies are going crazy whining that they need to go out and hunt squirrels. But I think instead I'll just open the blinds and watch as the squirrels are hunting for their stashes of nonexistent nuts. BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahaaaa!!!!