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Monday, January 3, 2011

Monday Funny

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

        Terrorist Plots Discovered                      0

        Transvestites                                    133

        Hernias                                          1,485

        Hemorrhoid Cases                          3,172

        Enlarged Prostates                         8,249

        Breast Implants                            59,350

        Natural Blonds                                     3


I had to post this after David left for work. It was too funny not to.
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6 comments:

  1. Katy CameronJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    ROFL, thanks for sharing

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    tee hee hee! I'm so glad I don't fly, because the thought of those asshats seeing my bits and pieces makes me wanna curl up in a corner and rock.

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  3. ~*Gumbo Soul*~January 3, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    baha ha hahaha!!!

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Now that made me laugh out loud! Hilarious.

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  5. DiandraJanuary 4, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    *g*

    (I *am* a natural blond, and most of my body hair is pretty much black... ^^)

    (And now that I got that disturbing image into your head, I can leave. My work is done.)

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  6. JudyJanuary 5, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    That was great - Thanks -

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