I just changed my voicemail message to say "If I'm not picking up, I'VE BEEN RAPTURED, BITCHES! So leave a message if you like. Or not. I'm not going to listen to it anyway..."
I forgot all about the second rapture until the end of the day. Good thing it didn't happen or I probably would have been the poor fuck on the shitter.
It's suppose to be today again, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteIt's supposed to happen in 35 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI just changed my voicemail message to say "If I'm not picking up, I'VE BEEN RAPTURED, BITCHES! So leave a message if you like. Or not. I'm not going to listen to it anyway..."
Well I guess it didn't happen again. *sigh* Always the Brides maid never the Bride. *sigh again*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Did they specify time zones?
ReplyDeleteBWAAHAHAhahahahahahaaa! no. ahahahahahahahaa!
ReplyDeleteI forgot all about the second rapture until the end of the day. Good thing it didn't happen or I probably would have been the poor fuck on the shitter.
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