Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
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Thursday, February 12, 2015
A Helping Hand For All You Losers
Valentines day is this Saturday and I was thinking about all you poor single losers people out there who don't know what your secret crush, blow-up doll or loved one likes. I'm hoping this will help.
My blow up doll and I thank you!
ReplyDeleteUH HUH! That's right Momma!!
ReplyDeleteYup, that sums it up.
ReplyDeleteYou could shorten the men's list to: Sleep with him.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard