And now may we present, Drunk Irish Baby ... Um it helps to have an Irish accent when you read these.
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
Snort snicker! Sorry just choked on my green beer reading these. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, how I laughed at the baptism one!
ReplyDeleteRemember when it was OK for a mom to give baby brandy!
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It's hard for me to do an accent, then do that accent in a drunken accent. I think I failed your test, faith-n-begora--yeah, see, I just made it offensive. My apologies to all Irish. I will respectfully boycott all things defined as "Fighting Irish" to atone for my sins.
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