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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Bored To Death


Incidentally, I'm the one in front. He's always following.

For the past week, I have been employing different ways to ignore my husband. Now I'm so bored that I'm amazed I'm not in jail yet. I have watered the gardens, picked up the dog toys, took the puppies to the dog park that was fun, and walked throughout the house looking for something to do. I'm fucking bored.

I was in Pinterest looking for something new but then I found this. If I set my real initials to it -I will die "Bored of Life." YES!!  BORED OF LIFE!!! Now, if I were to go with my Blogging name and my maiden name, it would be "Devoured by Meth Addicts." I'm doomed, DOOMED I tell ya! Oh, what a world! On the other hand, David will be "Run over by Life." Now that's a thought.




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18 comments:

  1. VickieJuly 12, 2016 at 10:18 AM

    Consumed by a Cloud ... hmm, that's an interesting way to go

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  2. BirdieJuly 12, 2016 at 1:24 PM

    I already know how I am going to go. I am going to fall down the stairs and break a hip.

    But according to this I am going to be stabbed by pro lifers.

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  3. Debra She Who SeeksJuly 12, 2016 at 1:38 PM

    Hahahahaha, using my blog name, I'm going to be "run over by everything, convicts, everything!"

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  4. HeliJuly 12, 2016 at 3:26 PM

    Here we go! Myself: "Assassinated by the Internet"! Husband will be "Strangled by the Internet"! Nooooo...

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    1. LeannaJuly 12, 2016 at 5:05 PM

      At least the Internet did it and not like poor Vickie being Consumed by a Cloud of something.

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  5. CperzJuly 12, 2016 at 6:29 PM

    I would much rather be devoured by Meth addicts than penetrated by my family. ICK

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    1. LeannaJuly 13, 2016 at 9:11 AM

      INCEST! I love it! BWWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

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  6. VickyJuly 12, 2016 at 7:35 PM

    Consumed by every member of Limp Bizkit...OMG my idea of hell. LOL

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    1. LeannaJuly 13, 2016 at 9:13 AM

      EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Now that's just sick!

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  7. greekwitchJuly 13, 2016 at 3:51 AM

    Oh my fate is worse. I'm gonna be lynched by Bieber!

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    1. LeannaJuly 13, 2016 at 9:18 AM

      Hey, it could be worse. He could sing and all the dogs in the neighborhood would start barking.

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  8. jaz@octoberfarmJuly 13, 2016 at 8:29 AM

    suffocated by ranch dressing. i knew it, i just knew it.

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    1. LeannaJuly 13, 2016 at 9:15 AM

      OMG!! The condiment of Rednecks! OMG! David's favorite.

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  9. Ol'BuzzardJuly 14, 2016 at 8:51 AM

    What, no eaten by zombies, turned into a werewolf and shot by a silver bullet, sucked dry by vampire vixens, stabbed by a jealous Mormon polygamist...
    the Ol'Buzzard

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    1. LeannaJuly 14, 2016 at 2:08 PM

      I know! I think it would have been better if I had rewritten some of them.

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