Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
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Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Tacky Tuesday
I should be in bed resting on my heating pad but I had to get up and show y'all what I saw this morning. It's payback for all those creeps stealing packages from front porches.
Oh how I hate the random package thieves. What if it's diapers for my baby, you selfish prick? And I've seen my mailman lock eyes with me, then lazily toss the package on my lawn. I guess I'm saying I want to shower the thief, UPS, and everyone at Amazon with a hail of poop. Sorry you're not feeling well and I hope you get better soon.
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHaha, so funny!
ReplyDeleteSometimes there really is karma. :-)
ReplyDeleteNow the culprit will probably sue the homeowner.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
Oh how I hate the random package thieves. What if it's diapers for my baby, you selfish prick? And I've seen my mailman lock eyes with me, then lazily toss the package on my lawn. I guess I'm saying I want to shower the thief, UPS, and everyone at Amazon with a hail of poop. Sorry you're not feeling well and I hope you get better soon.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!
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