Yesterday I mentioned I fell off my diet wagon. It got me so depressed.
I have to cull 4 measly lbs now.
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
These are all hilarious! I know you can get back "on the diet wagon" again -- keep persevering!
ReplyDeleteOh my God so damn funny and true. I have stood on my scale taking off one item at a time just to loose the half ounce,so sad.Hope your dieting goes better .
ReplyDeleteI have trouble trying to keep some weight on me.
ReplyDeleteThese were funny. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIt will never stop shocking me that Dr. Phil wrote a diet book and a company published it. So many people looked at Dr. Phil and said, "yeah, that dude has a physique that people will look at for inspiration and guidance."
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel my friend! I haven't been good for almost a month now and it is pissing me off!
ReplyDeleteWe can do it!!!! I have faith in both of us!! Big Hugs!
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