God thought he farted and had a blasting shit instead. That would explain really sooooooo much of why we have large planet killing comets roaming the galaxy.
these figures should all be black and female. If there was a god that created humans it would have to be female, and of course Adam and Eve would be black and Eden would be in Africa. the Ol'Buzzard
Okay! First off, NO! Don't you DARE blame this big mistake on a Female God. This is all on him. I really don't care if god was black or not but if HE was, his wife would have finally stepped in and said, ,"baby you need to make Adam some bitch to order him around and shit." Then she promptly told him to go outside and clean the yard of all those asteroids before they extinct a species or something.
or god could just fart...
ReplyDeleteis it wrong of me to have read this in a beavis & butthead voice?
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God farts are extinction events? Good to know.
ReplyDeleteGod thought he farted and had a blasting shit instead. That would explain really sooooooo much of why we have large planet killing comets roaming the galaxy.
DeleteOMG, those poor unicorns . . . . what a terrible way to go. You know I am stealing this, of course.
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ReplyDeletethese figures should all be black and female. If there was a god that created humans it would have to be female, and of course Adam and Eve would be black and Eden would be in Africa.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
Okay! First off, NO! Don't you DARE blame this big mistake on a Female God. This is all on him. I really don't care if god was black or not but if HE was, his wife would have finally stepped in and said, ,"baby you need to make Adam some bitch to order him around and shit." Then she promptly told him to go outside and clean the yard of all those asteroids before they extinct a species or something.
DeleteYou always make me laugh! LOL!
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