Not at all, they could be carried. *What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? It could grip it by the husk! *It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut. Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. *Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? Please! *Am I right? I'm not interested! ~It could be carried by an African swallow! *Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. ~Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! *But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. ~Oh, yeah. *So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. clop clop clop ~Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? *No, they'd have to have it on a line. ~Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! *What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? ~Well, why not?
***Note to Cleora*** Never quote Monte Python in my comments. I'll always finish the scene.
Now that's a FUN supermarket to do your shopping in!
ReplyDeletetalk about scary! i want to put jack-off lanterns everywhere for this halloween!
ReplyDeleteI want to get me some of those orgasmic blueberries!
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ReplyDeleteHaHa, Monty Python horseshoes :)
🤣 Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!
ReplyDeleteNot at all, they could be carried.
ReplyDelete*What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
*It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of
weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound
coconut.
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
*Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to
beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
Please!
*Am I right?
I'm not interested!
~It could be carried by an African swallow!
*Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.
That's my point.
~Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
*But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.
~Oh, yeah.
*So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
clop clop clop
~Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
*No, they'd have to have it on a line.
~Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
*What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
~Well, why not?
***Note to Cleora***
Never quote Monte Python in my comments. I'll always finish the scene.
I'm willing to join you in a duet of "strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government..." 🤣😉
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ReplyDeleteI love the line where the peasant says, "just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you." That gets me.
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