Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
I always suspected football was the actual state religion down there.
It is. They even have commandments for it here in south central Texas.
🙄 My family was very Missouri, but we always said "fixin' to get ready to go." Wow! Vague much?! Which pretty much explains why we never got anywhere on time. It's also why my personal motto is "I Put the Pro in Procrastination!" 🤪
I always suspected football was the actual state religion down there.
ReplyDeleteIt is. They even have commandments for it here in south central Texas.
Delete🙄 My family was very Missouri, but we always said "fixin' to get ready to go."
ReplyDeleteWow! Vague much?! Which pretty much explains why we never got anywhere on time. It's also why my personal motto is "I Put the Pro in Procrastination!" 🤪