🤣 I love the express lane sign, but they might also need to define "item." C'mon, you've seen people arguing that peanut butter is an item and 4 jars of that item is still just one item! (One of the top synonyms of item is stuff. All 4 jars have the same stuff in them, so that's one item!) 💩 That's BS, but in a world of lies, all reality is ambiguous, and if you aren't attempting to create and exploit the loopholes, you are seen as a lazy sap who deserves your "Loser" status. [See Trump Presidency] 🤪😱🤬
The last one reminds me of the time I went to get my Real ID. Tried to use my existing drivers license as ID. Nope, they need my birth certificate. I couldn't find it. Went to the county office to get a copy of my birth certificate. Used my drivers license as ID to get the copy.
I laughed at all of these, but I think the Kimchi sign is my fave! No Eat, No Lick
ReplyDeleteExcellent!! Love the sword!
ReplyDelete🤣 I love the express lane sign, but they might also need to define "item." C'mon, you've seen people arguing that peanut butter is an item and 4 jars of that item is still just one item! (One of the top synonyms of item is stuff. All 4 jars have the same stuff in them, so that's one item!) 💩 That's BS, but in a world of lies, all reality is ambiguous, and if you aren't attempting to create and exploit the loopholes, you are seen as a lazy sap who deserves your "Loser" status. [See Trump Presidency] 🤪😱🤬
ReplyDeleteThe kimchi is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHaving taught math, the 15 Limit line makes me realize how our education system has failed us from the very beginning.
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The last one reminds me of the time I went to get my Real ID. Tried to use my existing drivers license as ID. Nope, they need my birth certificate. I couldn't find it. Went to the county office to get a copy of my birth certificate. Used my drivers license as ID to get the copy.
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