🤔 Well, if Adam suddenly decided to be a man instead of a little weenie, the angel would need to fight him! Adam's challenge would have been justified: "This garden was a gift from your boss, Angel Ass, so get off my lawn!" 🤣
Adam was never the MAN. Look what he did with Lilith. She wanted to be on top all the time and he whined to his sky daddy to banished her and then gave the crybaby Adam a more submissive woman from his own rib. Lilith got the last laugh though, she became a Goddess and is antagonizing the literal HELL out of Lucifer.
Aziraphale! Is that you? (Boy, he looks younger than in Good Omens).
ReplyDeleteGood one!!!
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🤔 Well, if Adam suddenly decided to be a man instead of a little weenie, the angel would need to fight him! Adam's challenge would have been justified: "This garden was a gift from your boss, Angel Ass, so get off my lawn!" 🤣
ReplyDeleteAdam was never the MAN. Look what he did with Lilith. She wanted to be on top all the time and he whined to his sky daddy to banished her and then gave the crybaby Adam a more submissive woman from his own rib. Lilith got the last laugh though, she became a Goddess and is antagonizing the literal HELL out of Lucifer.
DeleteRight! I agree.
ReplyDeletePerhaps they enjoy the occasional swordfight? It must get boring sitting on clouds all day and strumming harps.
ReplyDeleteI guess heaven has its own Second Amendment, and some of them are open-carry fanatics.
ReplyDeleteNow that is funny.
DeleteWhy, it's to get the olive out of the bottom of the olive jar when making the afternoon martini, dahling! Now, be an angel and make me another. : )
ReplyDeleteThat could be true. You never know what is going on up there. They could all be drunk by noon. As they say, "It's five o'clock somewhere."
ReplyDeleteProbably to drive off suitors, when he is planning to inseminate a virgin - according to the Bible it has happened once...
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