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Gardening: Limited Space With Pots

Today, I am going to be passing along a few gardening tips for those of you with limited backyard or apartment space for a garden. Many of us don't have the much needed space for growing that little adorable flowering plant that you just bought from Home Desperate's gardening department. Yes, many of us fall short when it comes to thinking before buying. But today I am going to help you through all that stupidity and the " duh" moments. Because today I am going to teach you how to grow cats.

Yes, growing cats in the proper sized pots will bring you years of happiness. It can be a chore and granted, a great big pain in the fucking ass if you don't know what you are doing. But, today I will help you get past all that.

First you want to start off with kitten bulbs. Make sure they are healthy specimens, free of bugs and icky worms. Separate them one to a small pot each to start with.

Planting the kitten bulbs in separate pots ensures proper growth. In eight weeks, these little darlings will be ready for a much larger pot where they will grow to adults cats.

Just make sure you properly feed with the right kitten food, and water them daily. Also, optimum sunshine in the morning hours is best for the growth of your happy, healthy little kitty cats.

There are several tidbits if information every cat grower should remember. Always pull any dog weed you find growing in the pot with your beloved cats. Dog weed tends to take over the cat plant and will eventually force the poor kitty plant out of its pot.

Do not over-stuff your cat plants in their pot. Make sure to plant one per pot or you can plant two together if the pot is large enough. Size does matter.

Remember proper watering, feeding, and the right amount of sunshine of your potted cat will ensure a healthy, happy specimen that won't take up too much space on your patio or balcony garden. 

Well, that's all for today's gardening lesson. Check in with us next week when I show you how to tame the mischievous wandering Tiger Vine.

Yes, I'm Back

Sorry for being out but I was just not up to doing any posting for Monday and Tuesday. I guess you would say I was tired but it just turned out that I was a lazy ol' whore *pronounced  who-er*. Yes, I've been feeling like the Queen of Sheba, layin about with nothin to do but file my nails and such. But HEY! There IS nothing to do here.

David went back to work on Monday. Moanin and a groanin about work and how he abused this past week and didn't do anything worth while to show for it. I was glad to see him go.

Just hearing the shouting from the other room from the people on Jerry Springer and Maury made me cringe for all educated human kind. Man, they really hit the bottom of the gene pool with the people on those shows. Just as bad as the Kardashians.

I do have to say that David did help out with the housework while he was home on vacation. He did vacuum, and mop for me. Also he washed the puppies blankets and bedding, so that was a lot of work off my shoulders, and occasionally he did cook. Well, he didn't really cook. He went out for fast food, his way of cooking.

I have 2 doctors appointments tomorrow. one in the morning with lab tests scheduled and one in the afternoon for my back. I'm still having pain. I have a stinking feeling he's going to say that it's time for more injections.

Wet Cat Wednesday

Tired

This is how I feel today. David has gone back to work and I don't want to do anything but relax.

I'm Outta Here

I'm taking a much needed vacation from everything for the next few days. I'll be back on Monday. So, y'all have a great 4th of July.

Day 4 Of My Incarceration

So far David is busy doing little things that he wanted or needed to do around the house. He made ONLY ONE trip to Home Desperate yesterday to get ONLY ONE item he needed to fix his office chair. HE ONLY BOUGHT ONE ITEM!!!  YES!! I know, right? It's weird.

If you see one of these pods - RUN  AWAY!!
 RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!

I've been wondering if he's really my husband, David, or if the pods got him. He's been quiet and hasn't bothered me all week, well so far. He's at Wally World right now shopping. For what, I have no fucking idea. He just got up from watching a show from the DVR and announced he was going. It was like there was a transmitter in his head telling him he must go NOW. He did ask me if I wanted anything, not if I wanted to go with him, just that he was going and wanting to know if I wanted anything while he was there. Even weirder.

Anywho, he has stated that we are going to Olive Garden whether I like it or not. He was very insistent about it too. He said he wanted to go and that was all.

So what is going to happen next, I have no idea. He's Mr. Surprise lately.