Yes, I'm Back

Sorry for being out but I was just not up to doing any posting for Monday and Tuesday. I guess you would say I was tired but it just turned out that I was a lazy ol' whore *pronounced  who-er*. Yes, I've been feeling like the Queen of Sheba, layin about with nothin to do but file my nails and such. But HEY! There IS nothing to do here.

David went back to work on Monday. Moanin and a groanin about work and how he abused this past week and didn't do anything worth while to show for it. I was glad to see him go.

Just hearing the shouting from the other room from the people on Jerry Springer and Maury made me cringe for all educated human kind. Man, they really hit the bottom of the gene pool with the people on those shows. Just as bad as the Kardashians.

I do have to say that David did help out with the housework while he was home on vacation. He did vacuum, and mop for me. Also he washed the puppies blankets and bedding, so that was a lot of work off my shoulders, and occasionally he did cook. Well, he didn't really cook. He went out for fast food, his way of cooking.

I have 2 doctors appointments tomorrow. one in the morning with lab tests scheduled and one in the afternoon for my back. I'm still having pain. I have a stinking feeling he's going to say that it's time for more injections.

The 10 Internet Plagues

In light of the Ten Commandments that was shown this past weekend I found this to entertain you. I know it's lame but shit, I gotta put something on here today and I'm a lazy bitch. You'll notice it's for the new Isis Pad. So I hope you like them.

10 INTERNET PLAGUES

I'm A Lazy Woman Today

I really haven't felt like doing any blogging lately because it's been so pretty outside, and I sure as hell don't want to reblog something I did a year or two ago. So I'm going to post this picture that I found.

Yeah, I Guess It's Monday

I hate Monday mornings but there is a good side to today. David finally went back to work after a whole Thanksgiving week off. So that meant I got to lay around and do absofuckinglutely nothing until 11 am. Yeppers, the puppies and I layed in bed like lazy ol' bears. Not a care in the world. Finally, I had the whole house to myself, with the puppies of coarse.

So what did I do??  I cleaned and did laundry! It felt so great to be able to do something again without someone breathing down my neck.

Oh something else to share. I have pictures of the walls and ceiling of the kitchen that David finished taping and floating (plastering over and over and over and ... he's so fucking anal retentive) and painting with a primer. It looks great with the white primer but it's so freaking sterile looking. So here are the pics.

One of the LED lamps he pulled down to paint around

He put up the vent enclosure like I wanted

He finally finished the old oven enclosure and we put in the  microwave and some pots and pans

See how white these walls are

This linoleum is going next. In comes the Bamboo flooring

I have no idea when he will start on the cabinets, counter top or the backsplash. I'm thinking my kitchen will be done around possibly the 4th of July if I'm lucky. But I'll keep y'all posted.

The Crazy Witch's Daybook

My mood is  again.

What my fat ass is doing today... absofuckinlutely nothing. I am a lazy bitch today and ain't nothing going to get me off this couch unless it catches fire. Then I'll think about it.

What I'm thankful for... the lurkers that lurk in the shadows. But hey, they read this crazy shit, so what. I am really thankful for all my blogging bitch buddies.When I was able to get on the internet to read some of your stuff, you entertained the shit out of me and believe me I needed it. Thank you.

One of my guilty pleasures is finding David's stash of Samoas and Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies wrapped in his fishing clothes while I was cleaning yesterday. MMMmm samoas ... smack slobber drool drool.

The latest addition to my Shit List is the bitch across the street. She has no husband so she borrows everyone  else's to do her yard work for her. What makes me sick is once one of the guys gets tired of her begging for help she goes and borrows someone else. She saw David out one day last week tilling the front yard up for new grass and she runs over to ask him to please do her yard too when he can. David was too nice to say no. Yeah, well I'm all set to tell the bitch straight up to stop bothering David. I've seen the way she works. It's amazing the guys around here don't tell her to fuck off. But then they're all nice guys too.

What I am hearing right now... nothing except smacking noises from me eating samoas. aahahahahhahahahaa Oh, he's gonna kill me this time.