Strange Shit Is Happening

This morning I was up at 3 a.m. I just couldn't sleep anymore. The last time I had a problem with insomnia it started just like this. Waking up earlier and earlier until I was up all night and day for a total of 52 hours. I've gone further than that, but it seems like a repeat cycle every 3 to 4 months.

Well, this morning I made David and myself breakfast. YES! I never do that. David now thinks I was kidnaped by aliens. He just doesn't understand. So I grabbed my coffee and Lucy and I went into the bedroom to watch the morning news. Yes, I let my dogs into my bed. Not under the sheets. They know not to do that, they sleep on a special blanket over our sheets. So don't judge me people!

Anywho, I was watching the early news on Good Morning America and I had a great laugh. It was a story that happened in October on the 26th. Apparently a Singapore 747-400 Air Freighter was in route from Australia to Malaysia had a little problem with a fire alarm going off. So they had to make an emergency landing in Bali. There was no trace of heat, smoke or even fire. It was methane gas that was produced from a little over 2100 goats on board. YES! GOAT FARTS! I laughed so hard at the fact that goat farts made the plane land. Here is the news story if you want to get more on it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3301682/Flatulence-2-186-sheep-Singapore-Airlines-plane-forced-aircraft-make-emergency-landing-excess-gas-set-smoke-alarms.html

Y'all know about Spring cleaning, right?  Well, I do that sort of total cleaning twice a year if I have the energy. Well, this past week I have completely gone crazy with Autumn cleaning. YES! It's crazy I tell ya. I have been tackling a room a day. Except for the living/dining rooms, which are always clean, the rest of the house is fair game. 

The reason I do this is because of the puppies and a husband. They lay waste to this house like nobody has ever seen. All four of them are messy as shit. I have the media room and the kitchen/pantry yet to get to. Piece of cake. I just hope my energy levels stay high.

One last news bit. Did anyone hear that Those tasty Girl Scout cookies are going up in price to $5 a box? YES! FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS! How can they do this to us! This can't be happening! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I live for the Samoas aka Caramel deLites. *sigh* So sad. So, so sad.

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My mood is  again.

What my fat ass is doing today... absofuckinlutely nothing. I am a lazy bitch today and ain't nothing going to get me off this couch unless it catches fire. Then I'll think about it.

What I'm thankful for... the lurkers that lurk in the shadows. But hey, they read this crazy shit, so what. I am really thankful for all my blogging bitch buddies.When I was able to get on the internet to read some of your stuff, you entertained the shit out of me and believe me I needed it. Thank you.

One of my guilty pleasures is finding David's stash of Samoas and Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies wrapped in his fishing clothes while I was cleaning yesterday. MMMmm samoas ... smack slobber drool drool.

The latest addition to my Shit List is the bitch across the street. She has no husband so she borrows everyone  else's to do her yard work for her. What makes me sick is once one of the guys gets tired of her begging for help she goes and borrows someone else. She saw David out one day last week tilling the front yard up for new grass and she runs over to ask him to please do her yard too when he can. David was too nice to say no. Yeah, well I'm all set to tell the bitch straight up to stop bothering David. I've seen the way she works. It's amazing the guys around here don't tell her to fuck off. But then they're all nice guys too.

What I am hearing right now... nothing except smacking noises from me eating samoas. aahahahahhahahahaa Oh, he's gonna kill me this time.