Religion in a Nutshell

What is a TENS Unit

A TENS unit is short for Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator. You can find out all the information on what it is and how it's used here. The unit when used properly will deliver electrical impulses that trigger the body to produce its own endorphins and the pain will be sufficiently blocked. This little miracle unit will in many cases cut the use of pain medication. The unit when turned on will deliver a small electrical mind-numbing shock impulse that runs from the TENS unit through the leads (the long wires) to the gel pads that are attached firmly to the skin of the victim. When the unit is on and tuned properly, it delivers what feels like someone tapping lightly on your skin. If the pulses are causing exquisite pain then you should turn the unit down until the pain is gone. The unit itself can be as large as a stereo unit which is used in Physical Therapy

or as small as a pack of cards.

It all depends on how you will be using it. The basic model which will be similar to the one I will be getting with the carrying case above comes with one to two rechargeable batteries that last up to about 24 to 36 hours and it has two electrode lead cords that run about 3 to 4 feet long. Oh, and the charger unit too. The company will be supplying the gell pads for me that is good for about three to four applications. You can gently wash the gell surfaces with your fingers to get them to become sticky again. You can shower with them on, just don't have the lead wires attached to the unit when you do. The large units, which you will usually find in a physical therapy facility will run about $600 to $1800 depending on what the facility needs. A smaller personal TENS unit will cost anywhere from $30 to $200 depending on if the insurance can supply one for me. If they say no then I will have to buy the unit at my local drug store plus the battery and charger and gel pads. That will run me about $100 to $150 but I can rent one through my insurance and they will pay only rental and gel pad fees at no cost to me.

I used a TENS unit when they first came out back in the 1980s. I screwed up my shoulder and tore the muscles and in order to cut my usage of opiates for my pain after surgery, I opted for the TENS unit. Back then it cost the insurance company a little close to $1200 to buy it for me. I wore mine for two years and it worked really well for me. TENS units were not available at drug stores like they are now. TENS units back then were mainly used by bodybuilders to build up their muscles in their calves, thighs, and back. They would exercise with the electrodes going to the muscles they wanted to grow with the power flowing until the muscles would twitch. I'm guessing someone found out that the unit could work to alleviate pain in muscles and joints at a lower frequency and that was how the unit was later used in physical therapy. 

So that is a small rundown of what a TENS unit is and how it works. Remember if you want to check out more about them, check out here. If you want to buy one do your homework first to find the best one out there for what you need it for. Drug stores and Amazon are not the only places where you can buy a good TENS unit. They are available online for instance at  LGMedSupply, Tensunits.com and TENSpros. These three places online are the best suppliers at affordable prices available with great customer service too. I highly recommend all three of them with five stars each. No, I am not being paid or getting free stuff to say any of this shit.

So that's the low down. All y'all have a magical weekend and I'll see y'all on Monday afternoon.

Quickie

Some great news, well, at least so far. I talked to the Nurse Practioner for my pain specialist and she agreed to get me a TENS unit for my back. I'll have to wait at least a couple of weeks before I can get it because the insurance has to approve it and then the company that will rent it to me through the insurance will call and set up an appointment for me to get it. Then they will show me how to set the electrodes. I once had a TENS unit for my shoulder and it kept me off the opiates. After two years I didn't need the unit anymore because my shoulder healed itself. Anyways, I'm hyped at the thought of having something that will cut the opiate intake down to nill. So there is a bit of light near the end of this tunnel.

Friday - Finally

I'm having trouble getting around this morning. I feel like a 100 years old with the brain of an 18-year-old. So much shit that I want to accomplish but I can't because my body says, "fuck you bitch! It ain't happening today." This was all brought about by the cleaning I did on Wednesday. I tore the living room apart and literally "cleaned house." I usually get David to help me do this but I had the cleaning bug up my ass and he was nowhere near. I took the drapes down and threw them in the washer and then ironed them later after they were dried and put them back up. I also washed the windows and the blinds and cleaned the ceiling fan. Then I vacuumed and shampooed the area rugs. The place is cleaned within an inch of its life but it's cleaned. Then on Thursday I tore the TV room and the dining room apart and did the same thing. The house is clean the way I like it. No more cobwebs or dust bunnies or anything. I'm so happy even though I'm paying for it now. I really don't care if I hurt right now.

I made it to the sofa and Lucy is giving me the I told you so, mommy look. I have my heating pads and pain meds and I'm comfortable. Later on, I have an appointment with the NP for my pain doctor. I need to up the amount on the dosage from 5.0 to 7.5. I'm taking three of my pain pills at a time. It's not a good thing. 

Well, Lucy was up with me all night in the living room and she's looking at me like she wants me to go into the bedroom and get some sleep. I might blog later if I feel like I can sit for a while.

All y'all have a magical day. 

Wet Dog Wednesday

Damn! It's Monday

I'm not feeling so hot today so this will be a quickie. On a bright note, I made the Link Round-up on Infidel753's blog. Gosh. I feel so privileged, so honored, and all that humble shit. Yeah, just look for Kaboom! My Thursday blog about Michael Bay style gifs made the rounds.

My weekend was a long one. David celebrated his 66th birthday on Friday so he took the day off from work. He has been binge-watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix for the past two weeks now and he's only into the third season. He keeps saying he wished he had watched it when it was on regular TV. I really didn't care for the show. I got all caught up on Prodical Son. I love murder mysteries.

Over the weekend I had to dose myself because I was suffering from a flare again. Dosing myself with pain killers seems to help me to function a bit but I do tend to crap out because of the fatigue problem. There is no getting around being overly tired. Anywho, I didn't do anything like wash clothes or clean house over the weekend. So, now I'm having to do all that this week. No biggy. It will get done in its own time. Right now I have one load of laundry drying in the dryer and that is all I am doing. I swept and mopped the kitchen, hall, TV room, and cleaned the bathroom. Now I will be going to the bedroom to lie down and recoup my energy levels so I can cook dinner tonight. 

All y'all have a magical day.

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