The Good Wife

Mkay. Yesterday I was a really good wifey. I didn't play any April Fools jokes on David at all. Not a single one. I just went about my biz of doing household chores and stuff. To which it drove him bonkers trying not to get pranked by me.

He was like checking every single thing to make sure it wasn't booby trapped in some way. He acted like he was going to defuse a bomb all the time. I had more fun than when I actually set something up for him. Oh I am so fucking evil. I'm going to burn in Christian Hell for this.  I just know it.