The Morning After

I see everyone survived the end of the world. I slept right through it after a fitful past few nights of insomnia. Yes I had to call out the Insomnia Swat Team. Hey,they worked just fine. Wish there was a Migraine Swat Team out there somewhere cause I could sure use 'em sometime.

As some of you have noticed, I am up and around again, finally! I was walking with the walker which is a cumbersome piece of shit. Now I'm walking with the cane much to David's surprise and very  disconcerting looks. I'm supposed to stay with the walker until I get my knee x-rayed on the 10th of Jan. My knee feels fine but David thinks putting weight on it too soon will fuck it all up and I'll have to go back and have it corrected. Whatev. I feel fine. In fact it feels great to be free again. Hardly any pain. I'm totally off my pain meds now. So, for everyone out there in blogger land, YES, I'm back in full force. BWAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!

If anyone has been following the news on TV like me, about the last day of the world, I hope you were all laughing as I was. I mean to tell ya, I bet the Mayans in Central America and the French were getting a good one on the New Age Idiots. That's what happens when sheep watch and believe the History Channel. Lately the Syfy Channel has been having a butt load of End of The World Movies. Many of them so bad that David made me leave the room because I couldn't help laughing too loud. 'Com se com sa'.

My world will end next week. David will be off for a whole, long week. Christmas Shutdown began yesterday afternoon and wouldn't you know it, Jerry Springer and Maury took over the TV. Yeppers, it's going to be a hideously long week for me. Please Light a candle and pray for my poor, poor soul. Goddess knows I'm gonna need all the help I can get.

ET Take Me With You!!!

Hey, did you hear the great news this morning? We don't have to finish packing for the end of the world. Yeppers!! It's not going to end on Dec 12, 2012 like they said it would.

Nope, seems that the scientists were wrong in their evaluation of the Mayan Calender. Like maybe 50 to 100 years, so they say. Personally I think it all ended on Dec 31, 1979 when disco died.

So my thoughts are. If the world isn't going to end in a couple of years like we thought ... then why are we seeing so many UFO sightings.

I mean, is this all a ploy by the aliens to keep us from going with them? They are finished fiddling around with us and don't want us to pack up the whole planet and take it with us.

Like they don't want us cause we're Intergalactic Trailer Trash?


" Oh man, there goes the galaxy!"

" NO! you cannot put that deer head on the front of my space ship!!"