Evil April Fool's Tricks

I have done about all of these on David or friends at work (about 6 years ago). These are the easy things you can do to fool someone. I double dog dare ya to try just one.

Put mayonnaise in doughnuts 

Use duct tape to tape an airhorn to the wall where the door knob will hit it just right
Then watch them scream 

Take the real deodorant out of the deodorant container and carefully replace it with cream cheese.
Add a hair for emphasis then just wait.

Use either colored tape or tape a small piece of paper to cover the laser on the mouse.
I did this to David and it took him almost 15 minutes to figure out why the mouse wasn't moving.

Tape an airhorn to the base of an office chair.
Better yet, super glue the wheels of the chair to the floor.  Don't use it on carpet.
If you want more super glue fun , glue dimes and nickels to the floor near a vending machine.

Ewwwww Joke Of the Week

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to gently taste them.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."