David and I were talking and reading our mail after dinner as usual when he he came out and asked about getting me a ladies tool kit. I was looking at one of my many catalogs that I get in the mail every day by the truck load, yes I'm a fucking catalog whore, so what! Any ways the conversation went sorta, kinda like this...
David: Sweetie, look a ladies tool kit just for you.
Holds up the catalog picture directly into my face. I nudge it away and continue reading.
Me: I don't need a tool kit, I already have one.
David: What??! Your wooden clip clops and any dinner knife within reach?
Me: Yes my "wooden shoes" and (
See photo of my tool kit) a dinner knife! They work quite nicely, thank you very much. But if you think I need that pink tool kit then go and knock yourself out.
Next thing I know I got a pink tool set via FedEx. Proceeds go to fight breast cancer when you buy any
pink tool kit. Please check it out. It's for a great cause and besides all us bitches need great tools,.
