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Showing posts with label thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thoughts. Show all posts

Monday, March 12, 2012

Okay, I'm back Again

Yes I just love to torture you all to hell and back. I've been out with bronchitis which nearly got my fat fluffy ass thrown into the hospital with pneumonia. David started it. He gave me his cold. The shit.

Wicked little CO2 BB Gun
Anywho, I'm back in full swing. I am also making David buy me a CO2 BB gun as compensation so I have something to do with my time outside this spring. Like shooting these fucking plant up-rooting squirrels!

I caught two of the little fuckers digging up my brand new tomato plants. These bastids are looking for all the pecans they buried before the winter. So now they think anything in the garden or in a planter pot is a possible hiding place.

I also did a great deal of thinking while I was coughing up a lung and my spleen. I thought about all the things I wished I could have done or wanted to do when I was younger. I also thought about the things I hate and love and evil plans. So in upcoming blog entries I will be writing about these things. Therefore you will be forced to read them all ... BWAAAHAHAAhaahaaahaahahahahaaa,snort. sorry.

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood right now is My Unkymood Punkymood (Unkymoods) shitless.

One of my guilty pleasures is having a Werther's candy in the morning with my coffee. The taste is really awesome. mmmmm butterscotch with coffee yum.

Shit I'm thankful for is that I don't live near the coast or on a fault line. My heart  goes out to the people of Japan. Those that are still alive, I pray they will be comforted in their sorrows. For the dead, I pray they will be at peace.

What my fat ass is doing right now? Shit, I'm praying for some rain. I even lit candles and everything. It seems to have passed us up yet again. *Sigh* Goddess knows we need it bad out here. Yet it's dark with clouds.

What I'm listening to. A little Boston snoring his head off. He sounds like a little ol' man snoring. I guess after that he'll be farting his brains out. To bad he has no arms or hands then he'd be scratching his ass and farting at the same time.

Latest addition to my shit list is the crap that my town inherited when Katrina hit New Orleans. I have nothing bad to say against N.O. except that since the shit blew out that city and landed everywhere it could, crime, gangs and drugs have gone crazy in this town. We went from 22 thousand people to 44 thousand in the population level and crimes in all sectors has gone up with it if not more. Omg not to mention we used to have only three trannys in town now it's a whole shitload of em. This is a redneck town. They drive around with rifles in the back windows of pickups. I'm a little worried cause people are starting to get pissed.

Silly crap I wish I could do, is I wish I had the power to help the sick, Especially children. If I had the power by waving my magic wand there would be no more sick or dying children. But then that would also upset the world populations as they are now. Things happen for a reason so don't fuck with the mamma.

I was thinking of 2012 end  of time as we know it and all and the fact that this earthquake tilted the earth on it's axes by 6.5 inches. Yes we are moving. I'm keeping tabs. Enjoy the cartoon.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Slacking In My Blogging

Sorry my minions. I am trying not to be such a slacker when it comes to blogging but I've seemed to have been sucked into a mind numbing fog the past few days. Everytime I think I have something to write about, the thoughts disappear by the time I touch the keypad. It's never happened before, so I guess I'm going through my version of writers block. Yeah right.

There is so much happening in my world right now. How could I get constipated like that? Yeah well, to me it's so easy. Hell, for all I know it could be an outside influence like Sheen and his "Winning" Bullshit. Or all that crap in the Middle East going on that is influencing the gas prices. Personally, why are the prices going up when there is no gas crisis yet? Has oil stopped flowing there? NO. So why are we being forced to pay? It's Bullshit!

Mmkay I'm stepping off my soap box before I start something. The previous thoughts expressed here may not necessarily be my own as they may be med induced or some other hog shit like that.

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